for some reason i have the ‘moooooves like jagger’ song stuck in my head
Ten Germans try to say the word “Squirrel”
This made my night.
girls don’t like boys girls like bisexual steve rogers headcanons
oh my god
huge trigger warning but oh my god
No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch
He calls you Bucky. Steven Grant Rogers, Captain America, born 1917. He calls you Bucky.
(Nicked from iambickilometer):
drop one of these bad boys in my askbox and i will post, without editing
- FIRST — the first two sentences of my current project
- LAST — the most recently written two sentences of my current project
- NEXT — the next line. meaning i will…
Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone
Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.
In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.
How can I be too high of rank to dine with the servants, but too low of rank to dine with my own family?
Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.
“Male Novelist Jokes" by Mallory Ortberg.
if you do 2nd pov bucky I might actually die jsyk I will lay down on the ground and never get up and NOT SURVIVE AT ALL
exactly what it is)